Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign chapter 116

Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign
Chapter 116
“My ex-wife is a nice person, but she is a bit of a mama’s girl and listens to her mother too much, which is very similar to you.”
Those involved are confused, but those who are on the sidelines can see things more clearly.
Brother Hu does not think he is a mama’s boy.
The reason why he listens to his mother is out of respect and filial piety for her.
Brother Hu coughed awkwardly:”I’m fine, I have my own opinions. If my mother is wrong, I will not obey her.”
Lu Yan said
“So what? Why did all three girlfriends fail?”
Brother Hu’s face turned black.
“It’s my mom who thinks they’re not suitable for me.”
“Isn’t this still a mama’s boy?”
Brother Hu was overwhelmed
“This time I have decided that if I can catch up with Liu Tianxian, I will consider getting married as soon as possible.”
“No matter how much my mother tries to stop me, I will bite the bullet and do it to the end.”
Lu Yan smiled and said,”It’s good to have this determination. When the time comes, you can let your mother and Liu Xiaoli clash to see who is more powerful!”
One treats her son as her private property and does not allow other women to defile him.
The other treats her daughter as her private property and is afraid that she will run away with another man.
These two old ladies are the same.
Maybe they will really fall in love.
Lu Yan patted him on the shoulder.
“Go ahead! If you have any questions or needs, just tell me. Your situation is much better than mine.”
“During my marriage with Liu Tianxian, her godfather did many things to me. There was even one time when I had a car accident, and the”207″ suspected that it was Chen Jinfei who arranged for someone to do it.”
“Now Liu Tianxian and her godfather have completely broken up, so there is no need to worry about this.”
“Liu Xiaoli has basically used up all her bullets on me. She has restrained herself a lot now.”
Brother Hu breathed a sigh of relief.
“That’s fine, thanks for taking the blame!”
Lu Yan smiled bitterly:”That’s my ex-wife, don’t you feel uncomfortable?”
Brother Hu shook his head
“What’s the point of being disgusted? He’s only had one girlfriend, but I’ve had several. None of them disliked me.”
“Besides, a brother’s ex-wife is better than an outsider’s ex-wife, right?”
Lu Yan:”I was speechless.”
Then, Brother Hu began to look through the script of”The Three-Body Problem” with a look of surprise on his face.
“How many scripts have you released in the past year since you and Mimi got married? All of them are super hits.”
“And there are all kinds of themes, including ancient puppet dramas, urban dramas, comedies, military action films, and now even science fiction.”
“I seriously suspect that your brain has mutated and you have an automatic script generator.”
Lu Yan laughed and said,”You’ve read too many novels, right? In fact, I got the system.” Hu Ge nodded and said,”Indeed, I have been following a few novels, and I also want to have a system. But that’s nonsense.”
“I won’t say any more. I’ll take a shower and go back to my room to think about the script. This is too fucking profound. I can’t understand it!”
Brother Hu is also a man of temperament. He always talks about the quintessence of Chinese culture. As soon as Brother Hu left, Huang Lei came up again.
“Master, I want to film a movie recently. Do you have any scripts that have been eliminated? Let me have a look.”
In order to get a script, Huang Lei also tried his best.
Even the master called him.
Lu Yan was shocked.
“Teacher Huang, you can’t yell at me like that. You are more than ten years older than me!”
“You, an old man, calling me a young man master, that’s inappropriate, it makes you look old.”
Huang Lei:???
I’m already humble enough to call you master.
You’re insulting me for being an old man.
Are you a human being?
Lu Yan took a deep breath and slowly exhaled.
“There is a modern urban drama script about the relationship between parents and children, called”Little Farewell”》”
“I feel like you can act with Zi Feng. Of course, Zi Feng is going to play a 16 or 17-year-old middle school student, so she’s a little older, but not too much.”
Huang Lei clasped his fists and said,”It’s settled, don’t regret it!”
“We’ll all take a shower first, and we’ll make room for you guys after that. Take a good shower! It doesn’t matter if you take two hours.”
Seeing Huang Lei’s smirk, Lu Yan said speechlessly,”Does the shower Mr. Huang is talking about require a handrail?”
“Hahaha……”Huang Lei smiled but said nothing.
Lu Yan waved his hand and said,”I won’t share the same bathroom with you guys. The production team also built a bathroom in the tree house.”
“Our family is going to stay in the tree house tonight, and we are just taking a shower there.”
At night, the whole village was quiet.
There was only the sound of waves hitting the coast, which continued.
Lu Yan and his wife took Xiao Yan and Xiao Tong’s hands and walked towards the tree house.
The program team really has a lot of funds.
The tree house has been renovated and upgraded.
The area is larger, the bed is bigger, and a bathroom is also built, which is very functional.
When she came to the bathroom, Yang Mi stretched and exclaimed
“I’m so tired during the day, I ate a lot at night, and I’m a little seasick on the cruise. I’m so sleepy! I’ll take a shower and get ready for bed.”
Lu Yan spread his hands:”I bet you won’t sleep well tonight.”
Yang Mi blushed slightly and smiled:”Can’t I just sleep hard? I’ll crawl into the quilt and close my eyes. I don’t care if the sky falls and the earth cracks, can I sleep well like this?”
Lu Yan shook his head:”No. If you fall asleep, can I stop my actions?”
Yang Mi:”……”
“Hate it!”
Then the family took off their clothes and prepared to take a bath.
Yang Mi raised a very critical question
“Husband, isn’t it time for you to seriously consider letting your daughters avoid their fathers when they grow up?”
This is indeed a very realistic problem.
When his daughters were young, Lu Yan could be intimate with them at will.
But when they grew up, he began to have concerns.
Lu Yan said seriously:”They are still young now, I think it will be okay in another year or two.” Let your daughters avoid their fathers when they grow up?
What the hell!
I just held my two daughters in my arms and took a bath!
Yang Mi covered her mouth and giggled:”Then cover up a little.”
Lu Yan sighed helplessly.
“I want to cover it up, but have you ever read Zhuangzi’s”Xiaoyaoyou”?》？”
“Kun is so big, I don’t know how many miles it is. It can’t be covered!”
Yang Mi rolled her eyes at him:”Too narcissistic.”
Lu Yan chuckled:”I can’t help it, who made me at the same level as Chamberlain and Ibaka?”
“Who is Chamberlain? Who is Ibaka?”(To read exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
Lu Yan suddenly felt aggrieved.
He has an epic body, but he only favors one person.
It’s really a loss!
Fortunately, his wife is so sweet that Lu Yan will never get tired of her.
He covered his face with one hand and rubbed Xiaotong’s back with the other.
The summer on the island is too hot and he is covered in sweat.
Taking a bath makes him feel refreshed.
Xiaotong is worthy of being Watson, and finally found the blind spot.
“Dad, do you have a stomachache? Why do you keep covering it?”
Yang Mi almost laughed out loud.
“Yes, your dad has caught a cold.”
Xiao Yan said gently,”Dad, get dressed quickly and go back to sleep. Xiao Yan is very well behaved tonight, so you don’t need Dad to worry about you. Just take care of yourself.”
The production team installed two beds in the tree house.
Obviously, they prepared it for a family of four.
One bed is relatively small.
The other is twice the size of the first one.
Probably because they were afraid that Lu Yan and his wife would not have enough sheets to roll around in.
……
After a round of lovemaking,
Yang Mi snuggled into Lu Yan’s arms
“Thank you, husband, for giving me the best birthday night of my life tonight”
“No, it’s not just my birthday night, it’s the best night in my life”
“You really light up the world for me and show your love to the whole world. I love you so much!”
“I don’t allow any human being in the world to not know that I am your wife, Lu Yan.”
Lu Yan smiled faintly and said,”As the saying goes, those who show off their affection will die quickly. Let’s keep a low profile.”
“80% of the people in the world know that I am your husband and you are my wife. It is enough. There is no need for 100%”
“After all, there are so many babies in the world, and many elderly people who don’t use the Internet, as well as those primitive tribes.”
“They don’t know, which is understandable.”
Yang Mi:”Hahaha, my husband is so mean. I heard that the production team is going to kill a pig tomorrow!”
Lu Yan frowned, not surprised.
“Killing pigs?”
Yang Mi shrugged:”Yes! Since the program team built a mushroom house here to record the program, the number of tourists has greatly increased, and the villagers have benefited a lot.”
“So the enthusiastic villagers sent a pig today. I seem to have heard the director say that they plan to slaughter it and eat it tomorrow.”
Lu Yan:”Then slaughter it, the pork is absolutely fresh, and the pig is slaughtered alive.”
Yang Mi smiled and said:”I heard the director say that the program team does not have anyone who can slaughter pigs.”
“You also know the people in the production team, the director, producer, lighting, props, camera, they are all skilled people, but they don’t have the skill to kill pigs.”
Lu Yan was speechless:”Then how to kill? Just let the villagers kill it and send the pork.”
Yang Mi smiled and said,”I want to see my husband kill pigs.”
“I kill pigs?”
Lu Yan refused.
Since he integrated powerful manual skills,
Lu Yan’s physical fitness, strength, and knife skills have reached the pinnacle.
It is easy for one person to kill a pig.
But he doesn’t want to kill pigs.
Because there is a saying.
Anyone who works as a butcher will have no descendants.
Because it is too detrimental to merit.
Lu Yan doesn’t believe this, and most butchers don’t have no descendants.
But he still wants to accumulate merit for the whole family and doesn’t want to kill.
He has been doing good deeds, and a children’s foundation will be established soon.
Killing pigs is a bit that.
Yang Mi pouted her lips and started to act coquettishly.
“I just want to see my husband bravely killing a pig.���Wu Song killed the tiger, and now my husband kills the pig.”
“Is my husband afraid that killing a pig will damage his virtue? It’s not a big deal!”
“My husband has set up a foundation and donates tens of millions every year. He has done so many good deeds, so killing a pig is nothing.”
“Besides, good people don’t live long, but bad people live for a thousand years.”
Lu Yan patted her butt.
“Please stop quoting proverbs. OK, I promise. If I can’t find a butcher tomorrow, I will kill the piglets myself.”
“How can you eat pigs when they are so cute?”
Yang Mi:”Not only are they cute, but pig’s trotters are also very fragrant.”
Lu Yan suddenly grinned:”Are they as fragrant as my wife’s pig’s trotters?”
Yang Mi’s face suddenly darkened.
“Whose pig’s trotter are you talking about? Whose pig’s trotter are you talking about?”
Lu Yan quickly admitted his mistake:”Sorry, my wife, your pig’s trotter is stinky!”
Yang Mi:???
“I’ll give you one more chance to change it.”
Lu Yan corrected:”My wife’s feet are smelly, not pig’s trotters.”
Yang Mi:”I’ll give you one last chance”
“My wife’s delicate feet are very smelly.”
Yang Mi couldn’t hold it anymore and punched Lu Yan.
“So after all this talk, it’s still stinky? Even if you say my feet are the Heshi Jade, they are still stinky!”
Lu Yan burst into laughter:”You said your feet are stinky.”
Yang Mi realized that she was being fooled and quickly slapped her face.
“”Puh, puh, puh, what’s smelly? My feet are the most fragrant. How about…husband smell it?”
Lu Yan strongly refused:”I won’t!”
Yang Mi glared at him fiercely:”Say it again?”
“Smell, can’t I smell it?”
Lu Yan put his nose close to Yang Mi’s feet and took a deep breath.
“It smells really bad. It smells like jasmine honey tea.”