Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign chapter 117

Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign
Chapter 117
In the middle of the night
, a heavy muffled sound suddenly came from the high-speed impact.
Then, Lu Yan and his wife lost control of their bodies and almost rolled off the bed.
For a moment, they thought it was an earthquake.
Lu Yan checked carefully and found that the temporary bed built by the program team had collapsed.
The bed actually collapsed!
Lu Yan was devastated.
It was said that the program team would have more funds than they could spend, and they would burn as much as possible in the last episode?
As a result, the most important tool bed was so shoddy.
Was all the funds wasted?
“No, I’m going to ask the director tomorrow.”
Yang Mi scratched her head awkwardly:”Honey, this is not good, right? It’s too embarrassing.”
“What’s there to be embarrassed about? We haven’t broken any law. I love to make things difficult for the director.”
Yang Mi couldn’t persuade Lu Yan:”As long as my husband is willing, anything is fine.”
Lu Yan took a few thick books from the bookcase and put them under the bed.
Because the tree house is narrow, it is difficult to move a well-made large bed in.
The production team could only nail four legs on a thick wooden board.
A bed���The production is completed.
Simple, but very sturdy.
Perhaps Lu Yan used too much force, causing the bed to keep shaking at a high speed.
In addition, the wood used as the table legs was too long, too high from the ground, and a little rotten.
Under the violent impact, it broke with a click.
Lu Yan broke off all the broken bed legs and padded them with a few thick books.
He slept for the whole night.
Early the next morning.
The program crew had already set up the formation outside the tree house and started the live broadcast.
Chief Director Zhang Hangxi was also waiting quietly by the side.
At 25:25 in the morning, there were not many people in the live broadcast room.
Lu Yan’s family was still in the tree house and did not appear on camera.
Therefore, the number of people was only about 1 million.
Not long after, Lu Yan opened the door.
A family of four came out neatly dressed.
Lu Yan called out,”Director, can you come up?”
Zhang Hangxi had been bullied by Lu Yan several times and had become much smarter.
“I won’t go up. I’m not a guest and I don’t want to be on camera all the time.”
Lu Yan smiled and said,”Don’t worry, I won’t leave you down. Come up quickly.”
Zhang Hangxi had no choice but to go into the tree house.
Lu Yan pointed to a pile of thick books used as a cushion for the bed.
“See? That’s what you call money burning!”
“The quality of the bed is so bad that the legs broke while I was sleeping. Where did the funds go?”
Zhang Hangxi stared at the pile of books and just chuckled, saying nothing.
His inner subtext was: Brother, you are good at collapsing the bed, but you can’t put the blame on me.
I won’t take the blame!
Zhang Hangxi suppressed his smirk and said,”Don’t you know how the bed collapsed?”
Lu Yan did not hide anything.
“I admit that I was a factor, but the main reason was that the bed was not firm. This is the final battle of the final episode, I don’t want to make it difficult for you”
“If this happened in the previous issues, I would have to extort thousands of dollars from you.”
“It’s enough for Teacher He and Teacher Huang to spend a whole season on it.”
Zhang Hangxi rubbed his hair embarrassedly.
“So what do you want to do?”
Lu Yan:”I can escape the death penalty, but I can’t escape the punishment of life. Shout the slogan with me: Lu Yan is the most handsome”
“Lu Yan is the most handsome”
“Lu Yan is my male god”
“Lu Yan is my male god”
“I want to give birth to a monkey for Lu Yan”
“I want to give… I can’t even give birth to a human, let alone a monkey. I want to be Lu Yan’s younger brother, is this slogan okay?”
Lu Yan waved his hand:”It’s okay, leave now”
“By the way, does the program group have a pig?”
Zhang Hangxi put his hands on his head when he heard the word”pig”
“There is indeed a pig, which was given by fellow villagers. Don’t you think it would be nice to give some pork? If I give a live pig, no one dares to kill it, I’m so worried.”
“The chef we hired is good at cutting vegetables and meat, but he can’t really kill pigs.”
Lu Yan promised:”Leave the killing to me. This is the last episode, I’ll show you some new tricks.”
“I guess you haven’t seen a large-scale pig slaughtering scene.”
Zhang Hangxi clasped his fists and said,”Great, we can finally solve this big problem.”
“I apologize to you again. I will make a solid bed next time. I won’t let you two fail at the critical moment.”
Yang Mi rolled her eyes at him.
“Director, this is a live broadcast.”
Zhang Hangxi chuckled and said,”You also said it’s a live broadcast, not edited for TV. It’s nothing to say something interesting.”
Yang Mi:???
You call this interesting content?
Well, it’s really interesting!
“Hahahaha, this news will definitely top the trending search list”
“Shocked! Lu Yan and Yang Mi actually collapsed the bed”
“The above, UC will not want you. Your title is not a party, it is the truth! Pack up and leave”
“Teacher Lu is still very strong. Can you take it easy? Little Qiuqiu is not even half a year old yet. It would be bad if there is a third child.”
“Shocked! My goddess Yang Mi has become another man’s reproductive machine”
“Lu Bolun and Lu Baka are still awesome!”
“If I were half as good as Teacher Lu, my wife wouldn’t divorce me.”
“Tell Your Story”
……
The family of four went back to the Mushroom House and had breakfast.
Brother Hu approached Lu Yan and began to talk about the script.
The science fiction script was too brain-burning.
The imagination was wild.
And there were a lot of physics, astronomy and other contents, which Brother Hu couldn’t understand at all.
He was not a person who didn’t seek to understand the script in depth.
For every play, Brother Hu had to master the character’s personality, characteristics, attributes, behavioral habits, and occupation of the character he played.
The connotation of every line must also be analyzed. (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
He has too many questions now. He must find Lu Yan to understand clearly.
Lu Yan began to answer his doubts one by one.
After discussing the script.
Brother Hu took Lu Yan to an area without cameras and asked quietly
“I confessed to Liu Tianxian last night.”
Lu Yan was surprised:”So fast, so direct?”
But he could understand.
A straight man like Hu Ge would definitely choose to confess directly if he liked a woman.
If he was an ordinary straight man, he would most likely be rejected if he confessed forcefully.
But Hu Ge was different.
He was a male god in the entertainment industry, with a full idol halo.
Even if he confessed without thinking, the chance of success was very high.
“What’s the result?”Lu Yan gossiped
“She didn’t seem to reject me, nor did she accept me. I think it’s more likely that she rejected me.”
“Because she said she couldn’t have children, I don’t know what that means. Is she trying to use this excuse to dissuade me? Please help me analyze it.”
“You have been married to her for several years, why don’t you have children?”
This question really stumped Lu Yan.
Because of Liu Tianxian’s physical condition and some diseases, she really can’t have children for the time being.
But Lu Yan has a solution.
If she accepts Brother Hu,
Lu Yan will definitely prescribe a prescription for her and treat her.
But he doesn’t want to tell Brother Hu about this.
Instead, he will choose to discuss it with Liu Tianxian privately.
Lu Yan pretended to be stupid and said,”I don’t know about this. I’ll find a chance to help you test the waters.”
Brother Hu held Lu Yan’s hand tightly and shook it wildly.
“My buddy’s happiness is all in your hands.”
Lu Yan smiled and said,”Not really. With your personality charm, Lao Hu, you can easily pick any beauty in the entertainment industry, right?”
Then, Lu Yan came to the backyard of the mushroom house.
Since it was by the sea, the backyard had a lot of space.
Originally, there was a cow, a sheep and a group of ducklings.
Now there is another pig.
Lu Yan smiled and said,”I was going to help the program team slaughter the pig. Today we are eating pork.”
“Suddenly I found this cow and this sheep are pretty good-looking, so I changed my mind.”
He Jiong quickly stopped them.
“They can’t be killed! They are all great contributors to the program.”
The mother of Xiaobudian and Susu is a veteran of”Wang Wang”. She brought a lot of highlights and joy to the program.
Don’t say they are reluctant to kill them.
The program group even bought a huge amount of insurance for them.
Lu Yan rubbed his hands:”Mutton and beef are more delicious. I am so greedy, but it’s a pity that I can’t eat them.”
“Then we can only let the little piggy suffer.”
Xiaoyan looked puzzled:”Dad, are you going to kill the little piggy?”
He didn’t want to use such cruel words in front of his daughter.
So he changed his words very tactfully.
“Dad will turn the little pig into pork and let Xiaoyan and Xiaotong eat it, okay?”
Xiaoyan, who was full of affection, nodded obediently.
“Okay, I want to eat pork.”
Brother Hu interrupted:”There is sympathy, but not much.”
At this time, Lu Yan took the staff’s knife and hid it behind his back.
“The following scene is not suitable for viewing. You can enjoy other scenery first.”
The camera turned, and Lu Yan was ready to kill the pig.
His knife skills were very sharp, and his own strength was strong enough.
After sister Zi Feng took Xiao Yan and Xiao Tong away.
Lu Yan quickly drew his knife and cut the throat with one knife.
He directly cut the pig’s neck.
This was bleeding the pig.
The blood gushed out and flowed into the basin.
Not long after, the pig died.
Then the pig’s hair was scalded, the pig was hung up, and it was cut with one knife…
The guests looked at Lu Yan’s skillful operation, and their faces were full of surprise.
A big star didn’t make a movie, but became a butcher!
Although Huang Lei claimed to be a good cook.
But he could only kill a fish, and he didn’t dare to kill a chicken.
Not to mention large livestock such as pigs, cattle and sheep.
Today, Master Lu Yan taught him a good lesson again.
“The work is done very quickly. Without thirty years of experience in slaughtering pigs, it would be impossible to achieve such results.”
“You are not even 30 yet, how come you are so skilled at killing pigs?”
Lu Yan explained with a smile:”Maybe I was a butcher in my previous life, the previous life before that, and even dozens of generations before that.”
“There are many brave men in the butcher business, such as Zhang Fei and Fan Kuai, who both do this job.”After killing the pig, He Jiong brought a large basin and gave some pork to his fellow villagers.
Because there was too much pork, they couldn’t finish it.
This is not borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha.
It’s borrowing flowers to offer to the person who sends flowers.
As soon as the pig was killed, Xiaoyan and Xiaotong, who couldn’t hold back, rushed over.
Xiaoyan said gently:”Dad, there is so much pork, can you fry it for me? It smells so good!”
Xiaotong opened her mouth wide.
“Dad, I want to eat the whole pig in one bite.”
Lu Yan pinched her nose.
“You are so young, but you have such a big appetite?”
Others eat a pig in three bites.
But you eat one in one bite?