Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign chapter 133

Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign
Chapter 133
Lu Yan drew first!
On his card, it was written”Dance”.
Xiao Yan jumped up excitedly.
“Wow… dance! Daddy dance!”
Xiaotong was the first to twist her buttocks:”I want to see Daddy dance and twist his buttocks.”
Lu Yan was very upset.
“Even if he dances, Dad only dances hip-hop, not girl group dance, so he doesn’t have to twist his hips.”
As he said that, Lu Yan walked to the middle of the living room and performed a vigorous hip-hop dance.
Yang Mi was so happy when she saw him.
“”Wow, my husband is so handsome. This is street dance! What are those young handsome guys dancing?”
Xiaoyan and Xiaotong were confused.
The dance their dad danced seemed a little different from what they knew.
It was Yang Mi’s turn to draw.
Hers was a blank card.
Yang Mi waved her hand proudly:”Haha… I escaped.”
Then it was Xiaoyan’s turn.
The card she drew said”bite Xiaotong’s feet”.
Xiaotong excitedly took off her socks and raised her left leg high.
Her little feet twisted proudly.
Xiaoyan was very reluctant.
But the little guy was very trustworthy and was willing to accept defeat.
After hesitating for a long time, she still put her face close and gently bit Xiaotong’s stinky feet.
Then she made a retching expression with disgust on her face and quickly slipped away.
Giggles, giggles…
Xiaotong almost laughed out loud
“Sister, how about my feet?”
Xiao Yan curled her lips and said,”It stinks, even stinkier than mom and dad’s feet.”
Lu Yan:”……”
Yang Mi:”……”
Can you not accidentally hurt two people at once?
Then, Xiaotong was lucky and drew a blank card.
Then it was Lu Yan’s turn.
His card said to buy ten books for Xiaoyan.
Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.
Although it was not a blank card, he was very satisfied with this punishment. He could even add more weight!
Then, Yang Mi’s card said to sing a song.
Lu Yan covered his ears instantly.
“I think my wife can be exempted from punishment, so stop singing.”
My wife’s singing is really annoying!
A little trick to reduce life span every day.
If you listen to”Love Offering” twice a day, Lu Yan can live ten years less.
It’s not an exaggeration!
Yang Mi wiped the tip of her nose, very unconvinced:”I am willing to accept the loss. I won’t deny the punishment I got.”
“I’ll sing the song”Fairy Tale” that my husband wrote for me before. I like it very much.”
“I forgot how long it has been since I last heard from you……”
The first sentence was out of tune.
Xiao Yan and Xiao Tong were still young after all and didn’t understand music.
No matter how bad Yang Mi’s singing was, it was like playing the lute to a cow, and they didn’t feel much.
But for a professional like Lu Yan.
His wife’s singing was simply a deadly sword and a soul-calling banner!
Yang Mi asked in a tender voice:”How is it, husband? You sang well, didn’t you?”
Seeing that Lu Yan was about to answer.
Yang Mi immediately glared at him fiercely, implying that he was not allowed to say bad things.
Lu Yan was immediately deflated:”It’s simply the sound of nature. With my wife’s beauty and figure, it is both pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the eye.””
“After listening to my wife’s beautiful singing, I feel older and older.”
Yang Mi waved her hand embarrassedly:”It’s not that exaggerated, it just sounds good.”
Then, the card Xiaoyan drew… farted! Lu
Yan and his wife breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, they did not draw the card written by the bad guy Xiaotong.
Otherwise, should they fart or not?
If they deny it, they will set a bad example for their children.
If they do it, it will be too embarrassing.
Even if they are a family, they are embarrassed to do so.
Lu Yan sympathized with Xiaoyan.
This little lady is very gentle, not as fierce and powerful as Xiaotong.
She struggled for a long time:”Dad, what if I can’t fart?”
At this time, an extremely discordant voice sounded from behind Xiaotong.
“Then I’ll do it for my sister!”
Yang Mi finally reacted and quickly covered her nose
“Xiaotong, stay away from mommy.”
Xiaotong laughed evilly and threw herself on Yang Mi.
“No! I just want to stick to my mother!”
Yang Mi looked disgusted
“You…you are carrying a nuclear weapon and want to die together with your mother, right?”
“The power of this paper bomb is too strong.”
Lu Yan laughed mercilessly at the side.
“Honey, don’t forget, your feet are hydrogen bombs, bomb each other!”
Yang Mi took off her shoes.
“Say that again? If you say that again, I’ll put my foot on your face!”
Lu Yan laughed even more meanly.
“Isn’t this a benefit for me?”
Yang Mi:”……”
The next morning,
Yang Mi said,”Why are our parents so quiet these days? There’s nothing going on. Let’s call them and invite them home for dinner.”
As she spoke, Yang Mi called her mother.
“”Mom, why haven’t I seen you these past two days? Where are you? Are you traveling with my dad?”
Yang’s mother struggled for a long time before finally telling the truth.
“Mom fainted outside two days ago and was sent to the hospital, where she stayed for two days. It’s not a big deal, she’s recovered now.”
Yang Mi jumped up immediately. (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
“Mom, you fainted and were hospitalized? Why didn’t you tell me about such a big thing?”
Yang’s mother grinned awkwardly:”I told you, it’s not a big deal. It’s not convenient for you to come to the hospital with three children.”
“I went home yesterday and I’m in good spirits now. I’ll come to see you right away.”
After hanging up the phone, Lu Yan frowned.
“Wife, what’s going on?”
Yang Mi spread her hands and said,”It’s still the same old problem. Mom’s blood pressure is a little high, and her blood sugar has been unstable recently.”
“Our mother is getting older and older. If she doesn’t take good care of herself, she will easily suffer from various old age diseases.”
Lu Yan’s face suddenly changed.
This is indeed a very serious problem.
“When our mother comes, I will take a look at her and prescribe some medicine.”
“These are all chronic diseases that require long-term care.”
Not long after, my father-in-law and mother-in-law came home.
Lu Yan hurriedly went to greet them.
“”Mom, let me feel your pulse.”
Yang’s mother knew that her son-in-law was proficient in medicine, so she held out her hand.���hand
“This is an old problem for me. I have been taking medicine for the past few years. There is nothing to see.”
Of course, Lu Yan knew what disease his mother-in-law had.
However, he still had to understand her specific symptoms and condition through observation, smell, questioning and palpation before he could prescribe medicine.
After some operation, Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.
“The blood pressure is indeed a little high, the heartbeat is fast, and there are some problems with the liver and stomach, but it is not too serious. Can Mom take Chinese medicine?”
The mother-in-law nodded:”Of course, when we were young, there were not so many Western medicines. We all drank Chinese medicine. I still have a casserole at home!”
Western medicine works quickly, and Chinese medicine can cure the root cause.
My mother-in-law suffers from chronic diseases and requires long-term care, so Chinese medicine is more suitable.
Lu Yan said:”Mom, don’t take the medicine from the hospital for now. I’ll get you some Chinese medicine in the next two days”
“Just follow the prescription I wrote, and in less than a year, your body should be able to recover to normal levels.”
Yang’s mother was shocked:”Really? Impossible! Chronic diseases like mine are almost incurable, and the best you can do is control them.”
Yang Mi patted her mother on the shoulder.
“Mom, just believe Lu Yan, he is a miracle doctor. I don’t know where he learned his medical skills, but he is very good.”
Mother Yang smiled and said,”Believe, of course! If my own son-in-law doesn’t believe, what else can I believe?”
……
Two days later,
Penguin Music made a major announcement.
Lu Yan’s new digital album”Twenty Songs to Pamper My Wife” will release three songs at 0:00.
《”Love Is Not a Choice”,”Confession Balloon”,”First Time”. As soon as the trailer came out, the number of registered users of Penguin Music increased by 3 million, and the number of VIP users increased by 500,000.
It made a lot of money!
After 0:00, the three songs were online for just ten minutes.
The total sales exceeded 10 million!
In other words, in just ten minutes.
The sales of the three songs reached 30 million.
This was much faster than the two hours estimated by Penguin Music.
The momentum was so fierce that the official Penguin Music couldn’t do anything about it.
The key is that these three songs by Lu Yan not only sold very well at the beginning, but also had a good increase afterwards.
Because the reputation of the three songs is better than the other.
“《First Time” is so good, right? This song is very suitable for my current situation. Because I just successfully confessed to my goddess, haha”
“《”Confession Balloon” is so sweet! I decided to take my guitar tonight and go to the goddess’ dormitory downstairs to sing this song to her, hoping to successfully confess my love”
“The three songs are played on repeat for days without getting bored. Other songs will be released later.”
“I had no hope for the quality of the songs after releasing 20 songs in one go. I didn’t expect the first three songs to be so explosive and classic! Teacher Lu is awesome!”
“In order to pamper his wife, Mr. Lu released 20 songs in a row. My wife was so moved that she beat me up. Brothers, how can I pamper my wife to the level of Mr. Lu?”
“The person above, then you can only pay the public grain tax 20 times in a row”
“You want him to die!”
“I heard that Xiaoyan and Xiaotong are about to enter the first grade? The Lu family’s daughters have grown up and are now big girls.”
“Then Teacher Lu will have more time to sing and film movies and TV series, right?”
“Only���Unfortunately, Xiaoyan and Xiaotong were not allowed to appear on screen after they entered primary school.”
“If you want to see Xiaoyan and Xiaotong again, you can only wait until they go to college.”
“Fortunately, the national group’s favorite little ball is growing up soon. Otherwise, I would feel uncomfortable if I don’t see Teacher Lu posting pictures of her baby for a day.”
……
At home.
Lu Yan and his wife looked at the sales data of the three songs (by Li Nuo) and were very satisfied.
Yang Mi said excitedly:”My husband is great! The sales of the three songs are about to exceed 100 million in less than half a day.”
“I estimate that the sales of the entire album with 20 songs can exceed 500 million, or even 1 billion.”
“This album will be the most popular album in music history, and my husband wrote it for me!”
“Wow, it’s worth savoring for a lifetime. I can listen to this album and grow old gracefully.”
“I hope my husband will still love me like this when I am old and ugly.
Although his wife was immersed in the honeypot,
Lu Yan still poured cold water on her.
“I love my wife, and it doesn’t matter whether she looks beautiful or ugly. Even if you are a fat pig, I will still love you like this.”
Yang Mi was petrified
“Lu Yan, are you a human being? You have spoiled me to this extent, but you are pouring cold water on me.”
“You pamper me while you want me to scold you, right?”
Lu Yan chuckled and said,”It’s also a kind of happiness to be scolded by my wife.”
Yang Mi simply couldn’t do anything about this rogue.
At this time, Mango TV called Lu Yan.
He explained in detail the recording plan for the last two episodes of”Where Are We Going, Dad?”
The children are about to start school.
The last two episodes must be recorded intensively.
After the recording, the children can go to school with peace of mind and will no longer be disturbed by the outside world.
Therefore, the last two episodes are recorded consecutively.
One episode is scheduled for September 8, and the other is scheduled for September 15.