Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign
Chapter 160
Seeing her father ready to fight,
Xiaotong was so scared that she hid behind Yang Mi’s buttocks.
Her little face pressed against the soft and elastic place.
Yang Mi put her hand behind her back and pinched Xiaotong’s face.
“What are you doing? Your head is almost stuck in your mother’s butt. You don’t have to hide so deeply.”
Don’t hide so deeply?
Lu Yan was inexplicably tickled and almost laughed out loud.
Indeed!
Xiaotong almost hid herself deeply.
Where did she come from, and where did she go back to!
“Daddy is going to hit me.”
Yang Mi comforted,”Dad is just scaring you.”
Xiaotong secretly poked her head out and was relieved to see her dad sitting on the sofa.
However, Lu Yan took out a lollipop jointly branded by Sweetie and Alps at this time. She licked it happily.
Isn’t this more lethal than spanking Xiaotong’s butt?
Xiaotong was almost crying with greed.
The lollipop was getting smaller and smaller.
But she couldn’t stop it.
The feeling of heartache made the second princess’ head big.
“”Dad, I want to eat too…”
After saying that, Xiaotong walked to Lu Yan obediently and stuck out her little butt.
Lu Yan thought his daughter was going to use biological weapons.
But after waiting for a few seconds, there was no movement.
“Dad, spank me, and then let me have candy!”
Lu Yan exclaimed,”What a guy!
He would rather be spanked for candy. He is really brave.
He took out a lollipop.
“I can give it to you, but you can only eat three per week. If you finish it today, there will be none tomorrow.”
Xiaotong licked her lips, hesitated for a long time, gritted her teeth and said,”Then I’ll eat it tomorrow. I’m going to practice boxing. Roar!”
Seeing Xiaotong posing like this.
Lu Yan couldn’t help but ask,”You practice so hard, you won’t beat me when dad gets old, right?”
Xiaotong shook her head
“I won’t hit my dad, I’ll pull out the tube!”
The first half of the sentence, Lu Yan felt quite warm.
The second half of the sentence almost sent him away.
Fucking pull out the tube!
“Where did you hear that from?”
Xiao Tong stuck out her tongue.
“My classmate told me this. She said she read it on the Internet. If her father beats her again, she will remove the tube when he gets old.”
“I am the same.”
Yang Mi, who was standing by, almost laughed out loud.
It was really a father-son relationship.
Lu Yan rolled his eyes at her.
“Don’t gloat over your misfortune, as if you won’t be extubated.”
“Xiaotong, do you know what it means to pull out the tube?”
Xiaotong frowned and thought for a moment:”Pull out the tube from Dad.”
Lu Yan continued to ask:”Then do you know what tube is on Dad?”
Xiaotong shook her head in confusion.
“I don’t know, anyway, just pull them all out for Dad.”
Lu Yan fainted on the spot
“Thank you!”
“But I have to tell you sternly now: Don’t fight, finish your winter vacation homework first.”
It is the nature of children to love playing.
Therefore, for most children, winter vacation homework is their natural enemy, and they basically have procrastination.
Some don’t even do a single homework.
They save it until two days before the end of the winter vacation and finish it in one go.
Lu Yan doesn’t have too high requirements for Xiaoyan and Xiaotong’s academic performance.
But the homework must be completed on time.
Xiaotong arched her nose and made a face at Lu Yan
“Damn dad! I’ll remove the tube for you.”
Lu Yan:”……”
Oh my god!
Is the little cotton jacket leaking?
Not only is it leaking, it even has poisonous stings.
Is it okay?
While my daughter is doing her homework.
Lu Yan turned on the computer and started designing a pattern.
Yang Mi was puzzled:”Honey, is this the pattern for our family of five? It’s quite abstract, but it looks good.”
“There is just one thing… Is my figure too exaggerated?”
Lu Yan smiled faintly and said,”The New Year is coming soon. I want to make some New Year pictures and New Year cards and post them online.”
“Anyone who wants to use it as a wallpaper or screen saver can even print it out.”
“In this way, the happiness of our family of five will spread to thousands of households.”
Yang Mi held up her white chin and said in a soft voice:”This is a good way to show affection.”
“But don’t draw me so big, husband.”
The pattern designed by Lu Yan was based on a family of five.
The final result was a half-real person and half-animation.
The facial features and figures were slightly exaggerated.
However, outsiders could still recognize the identity of the family of five at a glance.
However, when Lu Yan designed the figure of his wife, he drew her very big!
“Who made my wife so big? We should be realistic. A big woman is a big woman.”
Yang Mi said coldly:”We are saying that it is okay to be a little bigger. But the one you drew for me is sagging, it is unbearable to look at.”
“I’m not even 30 yet, there’s nothing wrong with drooping!”
Lu Yan sighed,”I thought you were talking about that, isn’t it just drooping? This is just a first draft, and it needs to be revised later.”
Yang Mi said firmly,”No, change it now.”
At this moment, the domineering boss Yang came online.
Her tone was exactly the same as when she gave orders to employees in the company.
Lu Yan was helpless:”Okay, change it, isn’t it just a matter of dragging the mouse?”
He dragged the mouse up with force. (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
E suddenly became A, and
Yang Mi’s face became even uglier.
“You were playing poker here, how come a pair of A came out? Isn’t this even more untrue?”
“When can I get a perfect breast shape? That’s it.”
Lu Yan was miserable.
“Isn’t it too demanding?”
No wonder many employees in the company complained about Yang Mi.
They said she was a tigress who could eat people.
This was indeed true!
If Lu Yan was Yang Mi’s employee, he would definitely go crazy.
Lu Yan adjusted for a long time before he finally got a breast shape that Yang Mi was satisfied with.
“This is more like it, and then pull your butt in a little bit. You draw it so big, do you think I am a hot girl?”
“I admit that I am not���Reba, it’s a little bit off… You can’t beautify me too much.”
Lu Yan pointed at the computer:”I’ll give you the keyboard, you design it.”
Yang Mi groaned:”If I can do it, do I need my husband to do it? Hurry up.”
Lu Yan wanted to slap himself. It’s unnecessary for him to design these New Year pictures and cards.
I’m bored!
After finishing, Lu Yan’s hands were sore from tired, and he lay on the sofa.
Yang Mi lay on him in the same posture.
Except for the difference in height, the two people’s figures completely overlapped.
“Honey, it’s been a while since we last filmed together, right? Hurry up and arrange a TV series. I want to film with you.”
“”I don’t want movies, I want TV series!”
First of all, movies have too high requirements for acting skills.
Once the actors don’t perform well or their acting skills are poor, the box office will be easily affected.
After all, movie audiences are more demanding than TV audiences. Even though Yang Mi and Lu Yan have been showing their affection for each other for so long, netizens have greatly improved their favorability towards her.
She is no longer so poisonous at the box office.
But there is not much positive effect.
Filming is thankless and risky.
Secondly, filming is too boring.
The requirements for TV series are relatively low, the shooting speed is fast, and various scenes and pictures are constantly switched, which is fresh.
Movies are different.
In order to keep improving, one or two shots often take several days, or even more than ten days.
It can make people vomit.
Therefore, Yang Mi still prefers to shoot TV series
“It has to be a sweet drama with a happy ending.”
Lu Yan smiled and said,”I do have a script for a TV series called”Let’s Get Married”. I’ll send it to my wife later.”
“If you are satisfied, start preparations immediately and we can start filming in the early spring of next year.”
In the previous life, the male and female protagonists of the drama”Let’s Get Married” were Lao Huang and Gao Yuanyuan.
The appearance of the two is so different that they are obviously not a good match.
In reality, unless the man is very rich, it is difficult for them to be together with such a big gap in appearance.
And the male protagonist is set to have little money.
So it is too funny to let Lao Huang be the male protagonist.
However, Lao Huang’s acting skills are impeccable.
If the male and female protagonists of this drama are played by Lu Yan and his wife, it will definitely be a king bomb level!
Yang Mi rubbed her hands excitedly:”Is there really a script for a sweet pet drama? That’s great, I love my husband. Send it to me later!”
“In addition to TV dramas, why don’t we find some time to participate in one or two variety shows?”
“I really like recording variety shows, especially outdoor variety shows. Not only can I make money quickly, but I can also go out and travel to relax.”
“Is there any better job in the world than this?”
Other people have to spend money to travel.
But celebrities go out to travel and record variety shows.
Not only do they not have to spend a penny, but they also have to pay sky-high notice fees.
The speed of making money by recording variety shows is second only to selling goods.
You can make money and relax at the same time.
Perfect!
Lu Yan frowned:”Okay. But which variety show should I participate in, permanent or flying, I have to think about it carefully.”
“Wife, go get ready.”
Yang Mi wondered:”Get ready? What to get ready?”
Lu Yan tapped her head:”Get clothes!”
Yang Mi understood immediately.
Women have a lot of clothes.
As a super rich woman, Yang Mi has too many clothes to count.
She has two huge dressing rooms.
One is full of all kinds of high-end clothes.
The other one is more perverted.
They are all costumes she wore when filming before.
She has played a doctor, a teacher, a flight attendant, an ancient beauty, and even a fairy.
All these clothes are kept.
It depends on which one Lu Yan wants her to wear.
Lu Yan suddenly sighed.
“These clothes have been worn several times, it’s time to try something new”
“In two days, I will officially start the”Qin’s Moon” plan. Then my wife can cosplay as Yan Lingji, Jing Wei and other beauties.”
My wife is the perfect combination of Yan Lingji and Jing Wei.
Yan Lingji’s figure, Jing Wei’s black stockings.
Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign chapter 160
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Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign
娱乐:离婚后,杨老板喊我去签字
[Super sweet pet article, spoiling wife and baby, bursting with sugar]
Lu Yan traveled to a parallel world, became top-notch, and married Liu Tianxian as his wife.
After marriage, Lu Yan was too Buddhist, his coffee status plummeted, he was
Summary
[Super sweet pet article, spoiling wife and baby, bursting with sugar]
Lu Yan traveled to a parallel world, became top-notch, and married Liu Tianxian as his wife.
After marriage, Lu Yan was too Buddhist, his coffee status plummeted, he was kicked out by the Liu family, and the divorce ended.
But on the day of the divorce, Lu Yan received a call from his ex-girlfriend Yang Mi, asking him to go to the kindergarten to attend the parents’ meeting and sign.
Only then did Lu Yan understand that Yang Mi had not only waited for him for four years, but also gave birth to a pair of twin daughters for him.
After experiencing a failed marriage, Lu Yan decided to spoil his wife and daughter to heaven.
Wife wants to listen to piano music? A song “Dream Wedding” amazed the world.
Wife wants to film? “Three Lives Three Worlds”, “Gu Jian Qi Tan” and other popular drama arrangements.
Daughter wants to watch cartoons? “Frozen” and “Bear Infested” cannot be missed.
Daughter wants to travel? To create “Where is Dad and Daughter”…
Life is a bit bitter, let me add some sugar!