Entertainment: Let you inspire, you say Peking University is okay? chapter 5

Entertainment: Let you inspire, you say Peking University is okay?
Chapter 005
Chapter V
This remark Zhou Mo said extremely seriously.
Especially with sincere performances.
The already angry netizens, the judges, and the staff of the program team.
At this time, I couldn’t help but sympathize.
Yes.
Just like Zhou Mo said.
After graduating from college, life can be very uncomfortable.
Because when on campus, the identity is a student.
What do students need to do?
Learn.
Class.
Go to the library and read a book.
Go to the playground and play basketball.
Go to the woods to flirt with girls.
Take the money given by your parents and have fun at school.
However, once the senior year graduates.
The identity will change from student to worker, and will enter and leave society.
No more free dormitories, no more cheap canteens.
You need to rent a house outside the school, you need to find a job outside, you need to be beaten by society outside.
And therefore therefore.
After hearing Zhou Mo’s words, the audience still had a trace of strangeness in their hearts.
Even some young people, remembering their painful past and the tragic situation they had after graduation, directly ignored Zhou Mo’s Versailles, and even recognized Zhou Mo extraordinarily.
However.
Zhou Mo on the stage suddenly smiled slyly and said: “In that most difficult stage, I escorted graduate students, the dormitory of this school continued, the cafeteria continued, and the good life continued!” To be honest, this is a regret in my life, I really have no experience! ”
Aaaah!
Damn, I really can’t stand it!
Su Ping, the chief director of the audience, stood up directly, clenched his hands into fists, and was indignant.
He never dreamed of it.
This kid turned out to be such a person.
Before recording, I persuaded so bitterly, and finally I didn’t care about the fart.
Where is he selling miserable!
Where is he inspiring life?!
He came up purely to engage in other people’s mentality, pure came up to Versailles, pure came up to fill the cup!!
Offstage.
Lao Xue showed a ‘cute’ smile and said, “Ahem, this classmate Zhou Mo, I have to say, your life is really wonderful!” ”
Zhou Mo shook his head again and said: “It’s okay, in fact, compared with most people in Beipiao, my experience is really a bit single, which makes me regret.” ”
Old Xue Qiang resisted the urge to scold his mother!
He wanted to see.
How else can this Zhou Mo do it.
So he continued to play the skill of small talk, and asked: “You have been in Beijing for so long, do you have any suggestions for those who are about to drift north?” ”
Zhou Mo thought for a while and said: “There is a loss, I think ha, people who come to Beipiao, the first point is language, the first thing is to learn Mandarin!” ”
“At the end of our senior year, we needed to visit the countryside, and I was with a classmate in the dormitory, and after recording the interview video, I couldn’t find a voice actor, so he dubbed himself!”
“And then when we all review the film.”
“His eerie voice came out of the film.”
“In this village, there is only one kang, and on the kang, there are fifteen people, and what these fifteen people do every day is to slap them in the face.”
“My mom!”
“There is only one kang in a village, and fifteen people are made on the kang, and these fifteen people slap each other in the face every day.”
“What kind of case is this.”
“The last translation is that there is only one mine in a village, and there are fifteen people in the mine, and the daily work of these fifteen people is to open the eyes.”
Poofhahaha!
When Zhou Mo said the last line.
The whole scene burst into laughter.
There were even a few people with low laughter points, who laughed forward and backward at this time, and covered their stomachs one after another.
Crazy!
Let you come up to the draft, you directly say talk show?
The most important thing is that it’s really funny ahhaha!
Old Xue couldn’t help but get up and said: “This contestant, are you coming to the wrong show, we are here “Tomorrow’s Superstar”, not “Talk Show Conference”, what are you doing!” ”
Zhou Mo also smiled and said: “The main thing is that I am not like other players, I come up and cry, I live quite happily, so there is no need to cry.” ”
Lao Xue continued: “Yes, let’s talk about your second suggestion!” ”
Zhou Mo thought for a moment and said, “The second place to pay attention to in Beipiao is, the house!” ”
“When I graduated, the house price in Beijing was 10,000 or 20,000, which means that if I want to buy a small house of 100 square meters, it will cost 12 million.”
“I know you will definitely say that the current house price is not only 10,000 or 20,000, at least it has increased by more than ten times!”
“That’s your problem.”
“You only pay attention to house prices, but not your own wages, house prices have indeed risen, the problem is that your wages have also risen!”
“When I graduated, my salary was only three thousand a month, what about you? You are now, you are now, now, at least three thousand five! ”
Gan!
Hear this.
Everyone couldn’t help but twitch wildly at the corners of their mouths.
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